Sara's Trip to the Iowa City Slimming Spa |
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"Drop 10 pounds your first day or your stay is FREE!" |
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"Look at all the activities they offer here at the Spa. I think I will start the day with climbing the Rock-wall and have the mineral-mud full body massage with the yogurt facial... after lunch" |
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"The Iowa Vegetarian diet is so incredible. All the beef cattle are fed real vegetables. The creamed chip-beef on endive is my favorite salad, although corn beef and cabbage is a close second. Being able to stretch out after each course is so relaxing." |
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"I am not sure why they wont let me climb the rock wall, just because I can't see my ankles. If I could figure out how to run this DVD player, I would watch my copy of 'Alien'. " |
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"This was supposed to be a private room. Why are they sticking me with a room-mate?" |
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| "I don't know if I am going to like her. She did get to go on the Big Slide and she just came back from that Collagen Therapy session. | "She gets really upset if I don't laugh at her jokes. I have a college degree, and I still don't understand the humor in Knock-Knock jokes" | |
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| "OK! OK!......Who's there?" |
"She tells me that the "Bio-Feed-Back Program" here has really helped her afternoon meditation." |
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| "I really like her ability to accessorize with just some old piece of fabric." |
"Her father looks familiar. I can't place it, but I am sure that I have met him before." | |
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| "I know that I am going to remember where I met him, AFTER he leaves. I DO remember that CUTE BUTT." |
"Why is she looking at me like that? Maybe she misunderstood me when I told her I was going to give her a bust in the mouth." |
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| "She really should have wiped her feet when she got out of the Mud Bath. They are going to make her pay for that white silk rug |
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| "She is putting too much thought into tonight's Spa Talent Show." | "I don't think that doing an Al Jolson Impersonation....TOPLESS...is going to go over well with older crowd." | |
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Baba Lou's "Coming Out" Party |
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| Lou's version of how the day went. | ||
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When asked on the Red Carpet: "Who are you wearing?" Lou replied "Oh! I got this from The-Lord:Our-Father." I just love ALL of his work. Lou sported a stunning coiffure that BOLDLY said "I just traveled down the Birth Canal in that Gondola of Creation." All eyes in the room were on her, and with the cost of Major Medical Coverage these days, its a darn good thing they were. Trying to hold back the tears as she expressed what this moment meant to her, Lou could not verbalize all of the feelings of the moment. After using the one syllable she can say, she found herself speechless. Like most of the life-achievement award recipients, she still made  all
kinds of noise. The orchestra then struck up the theme from Dora the
Explorer and she was helped back to her Isolette by someone that looked
like a cross between a KKK member and the Stay-Puffed Marshmallow Man. |
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